Obscure Box

A PR company is trying to tell me the wonders of a particular spa resort facility.

In Thailand, destination spas contain 9.4 treatment rooms on average

What does that mean?

If I go, I bet I get the 0.4 of a treatment room.

The PR fluff continues to delight.

Lemongrass tea is the most common complimentary food or beverage item provided by [name removed] with 89% of guests enjoying it

Presumably the other 11 per cent just spit the stuff out or simply suffer in silence.